Ask Zip!
So what did you do for Valentine's Day?
Anonymous

Sat around the apartment. Did nothing. Got yelled at.

Vincent: H-Hey Zip, I guess we haven't really talked in a bit, huh? Anyway, I suppose this is kind of short notice but... well... do you want to go hang out or something? I-I mean if you want to.

Hello Vincent. Sure. I am not really doing anything at the moment so…

You are really stupid and nobody loves yoou. Go kill yourself.
Anonymous

Oh… Ok… ((THIS IS NOT OK. GODDAMN FIRST QUESTION IN A LONG TIME AND THIS IS WHAT I GET? UNBELIEVABLE. THANKS FOLLOWERS.))

yo mama so fat she's a map on call of duty
Anonymous

Hey. I will find you. I have a friend for you to meet. His name is shotgun.

If you high fived somebody, would it break their wrists?
Anonymous

If I intended for it to.

FATTY FATTY NO PARENTS
Anonymous

I hate you so much.

Do you know why little children cry in the dark?
Anonymous

They probably cry because they are young and are afraid of the dark, or more logically, the things IN the dark.

Hi, Zip! So since you love that checkered tie so much, I figured you might like this scarf too. I dunno if you can actually feel the cold, but it would look nice on you anyway. Merry Christmas!

Hi, Zip! So since you love that checkered tie so much, I figured you might like this scarf too. I dunno if you can actually feel the cold, but it would look nice on you anyway. Merry Christmas!

ZIP ORDER US PIZZA YOU FAGGOT

No thank you. I think I will pass.